Omegle Logs

[Alice]

Please try to include the whole conversation...

...and it's nice when it's just funny ones (even if only you think they are ^~^)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hai.
You: Haaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiii!
Stranger: HOW ARE YOU!?
You: I'M FINE!
You: YOU?!
Stranger: GOOD.
Stranger: I'M EXCELLENT.
You: THAT'S WONDERFUL!
Stranger: I AGREE.
Stranger: WHAT IS YOUR NAME, STRANGER?
You: I DON'T KNOW! HAT IS YOURS?!
You: ...WHAT*
Stranger: HAT IS MINE?
Stranger: MINE IS...
Stranger: JUST CALL ME NIGHTHAWK, K/
You: SURE!
You: CALL ME...PANCAKE!
You: IT'S SCARY!
Stranger: MAN, I DUNNO IF I CAN HANDLE THE INTENSITY OF THAT
You: I DON'T THINK I CAN! I MIGHT NEED A NAME CHANGE!
You: I'LL BE...
You: STARFRUIT!
Stranger: THAT'S A WICKED NAME.
Stranger: CALL ME SPECTRUM INSTEAD.
You: WOO!
You: HI, SPECTRUM!
You: ARE YOU A SUPERHERO?!
Stranger: NO, I AM A DRAGON TAMER.
You: I SUPPOSE I COULD SETTLE FOR THAT
Stranger: SETTLE?
Stranger: NO, IT'S WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
Stranger: A DRAGON TAMER FRIEND NAMED SPECTRUM.
You: NO, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A TOAST FRIEND NAMED JANE
Stranger: THAT'S TOO BAD FOR YOU THEN.
You: I KNOW
You: FML
Stranger: ARE YOU A SUPERHERO THEN?
You: NO, I'M A STARFRUIT!
Stranger: WTF IS A STARFRUIT?
You: OMG YOU DON'T KNOW?!
You: LOOK THAT UP!
Stranger: SO YOU'RE REALLY JUST SOME LAME FRUIT?
Stranger: ABSURD.
You: I'M A PRETTY FRUIT
You: AND CLEARLY MOBILE, AS WELL
You: I COULD HAVE BEEN A STATIONARY AVOCADO
Stranger: YOU ALSO COULD'VE BEEN SOMETHING WAY COOLER, BUT DECIDED TO JUST FALL BACK UPON THE LAME THINGS
You: NOPE, I'M FAR COOLER THAN A DRAGON TAMER. AT LEAST I'M NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC!
Stranger: I'M NOT. THEY'RE REAL, EVEN ASK ... EVERYONE IN THE WORLD. I'M THE MOST FAMOUS DRAGON TAMER EVER.
You: I'M THE MOST FAMOUS STARFRUIT NAMED PANCAKE EVER
Stranger: NO YOU'RE NOT
Stranger: IF YOU WERE, I WOULD'VE HEARD OF YOU!
You: YOU HAVE, WHICH MAKES ME THE MOST FAMOUS
Stranger: I HAVEN'T UNTIL LIKE 2 MINUTES AGO.
Stranger: ... HAVEN'T? NO, HADN'T*
You: EXACTLY, BUT THAT'S HOW FAME SPREADS
Stranger: NO. NONONO. I'M MORE FAMOUS, PERIOD, END OF STORY, DONE.
Stranger: GO HOME.
You: I AM!
You: HARD TO GO SOMEWHERE YOU ALREADY ARE
You: ULESS YOU GO REALLY FAST
You: UNLESS*
Stranger: SPELL FAIL.
Stranger: FAAIIILLLL
You: NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE! SO IT'S ALLOWED!
Stranger: WHAT'S YOUR FIRST LANGUAGE?
You: ROMANA
Stranger: YOU SUCK.
You: I PREFER TO LICK
You: BUT THAT ONE TIME...THAT WAS YOU?!
Stranger: ... HOW COULD YOU NOT REMEMBER?
You: I TEND NOT TO REMEMBER INSIGNIFICANT THINGS
You: WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?
You: <---- PREDICTABLE
You: I SEE MY DUCT TAPE NINJAS SUCCEEDED
Stranger: GO HOME.
Stranger: ... IMEAN
Stranger: GET OUT
Stranger: OF YOUR HOME
Stranger: AND JUST
Stranger: LIVE ON THE STREET
Stranger: K?
Stranger: K.
You: YOU WANT ME?!
You: WOO!
You: I'M WANTED!
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: I DO NOT.
You: DO NOT WANT?
Stranger: I'LL GET ONE OF MY DRAGONS TO EAT YOU.
You: I HAVE A STRANGE CRAVING FOR CHICKEN
You: AND YOUR DRAGONS DON'T EAT ROMANY PILLOWS
You: I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT!
Stranger: HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
Stranger: YOU DON'T KNOW ANY OF MY DRAGONS.
Stranger: THEY ONLY DON'T EAT THINGS I ORDER THEM NOT TO EAT.
You: I TRIED TO FEED THEM. I KNOW THEM QUITE WELL, EVEN DATED A FEW BEHIND YOUR BACK
You: GREAT SEX
Stranger: ...
Stranger: WEIRD
You: NOT AT ALL
You: QUITE SEXY
You: GOT SOME VIDEOS
You: MADE LOTS OF MONEY OFF OF IT
Stranger: k im done, i have to sleep
Stranger: peace out mother brother
You: kk! Nightnight ^~^
Stranger: ♥
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TrippingTirger]

You: THE PIRATES ARE ATTACKING!
Stranger: SO WE NEED PROTECT!!!
You: CONTACT THE NINJAS! QUICKLY! TELL THEM THE PRINCESS IS IN DANGER!
Stranger: OK, WHAT IS THE DIAL NUMBER OF THE NINJAS?
You: HOW SHOUDL I KNOW? THEY'RE NINJAS!
You: just yell for them
You: they should appear
Stranger: OK
Stranger: COME OVER HERE NINJAS!!!!!
You: YES!
You: They're here!
You: Help us fight for the princess!
You: LONG LIVE PRINCESS VERONICA!
You: oh, and Princess Fred...
Stranger: SO AND?
Stranger: WE SAVE AND WHAT
You: We getz a reward. (:
Stranger: what reward
You: I don't know
You: what do you want?
You: COOKIES?
You: MUFFINS?
You: PANCAKES?
You: WAFFLES?
Stranger: Waffles
You: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: AND U WHAT DO YOU WANT?
You: I wants..........
You: ORANGE JUICE!
Stranger: WHY you keep with good stuff?
You: You want some?
You: here *hands over some orange juice*
Stranger: YES
You: (:
You: take as much as you like
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Thanks
You: You're welcome
You: would you like some cocolate too?
Stranger: cocolate its chocolate, right?
You: Yes.
You: Unless it is a bomb
Stranger: OH NO, ITS A NUKE BOMB.
You: RUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I CANT I BROKE MY LEG!!!!
You: OH NO!
You: CALL NINE ONE ONE!
Stranger: what is the dial number?
You: 911
Stranger: AHH, RIGHT
You: DOCTOR! DOCTOR WHO! COME SAVE US!
Stranger: I CALLED BUT SOMETHING VOICE SAID SEVEN DAYS!!!!
You: OH NO!
Stranger: WHAT WE HAVE SEVEN DAYS?
You: UNTIL THE DOCTOR CAN NO LONGER SAVE US AND K-9!
You: FIND THE TARDIS!
You: WE WILL BE SAFE THEN!
Stranger: OK LETS GO
You: WHERE DID WE PARK IT?
Stranger: AHH IN THE PIRATE SHIP
You: OH NO! WE HAVE TO FIGHT THEM AGAIN!?!?!
Stranger: YES, BUT I HAVE THE BFG!!!!
You: YAY!
You: LET'S....ATTACK! FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: NO FOR MIDDLE EARTH
You: OK!
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE THE RING?
You: YES! do you like it? My boyfriend Just-.....wrong ring...
You: uh...
You: SHIT!
You: THE NINJAS HAVE IT!
Stranger: COOL LETS CALL THEM AGAIN!!
You: OK!
You: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINJAS!
Stranger: NINJAS COME OVER HERE WE NEED THE RING?
You: LOOK! THERE'S A NINJA!
Stranger: ITS NO A SIMPLE NINJA, ITS THE WHITE NINJA
Stranger: NOT*
You: *gasp* What an Honor!
You: I-I don't know what to say!
Stranger: ME TOO
Stranger: SO WHAT WE DO NOW?
You: Ask him if he has the ring...
Stranger: HEY WHITE NINJA DO YOU HAVE THE RING?
You: *holds breath expectantly*
Stranger: ninja: NO I DONT HAVE THE RING CALL THE PINK NINJA MAYBE HE HAVE IT!!!
You: OK! *calls up the pink ninja*
You: DO YOU HAVE THE RING?

the we disconnected. ):